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Damn it all to hell... [27 Jun 2009|03:47am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Between Stumble! and Facebook.. I have this unnecessarily "twitter" like desire to tell everyone everything that I see on the internet.

Fuck my life.

I'm wet, my back hurts, and I am tired.


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Gonna have arts and crafts day and make.... [09 Jun 2009|02:20pm]
[ mood | okay ]


Here is the link

Megan, totally looking at you on this one. I now expect that to lolz everyone when they walk in your house.

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[30 May 2009|04:03am]
I don't know how long i just cried in the shower but the water started going cold.

My day did not get any better.
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Why I believe in parenting permits and forced sterilization. [28 May 2009|04:00pm]
[ mood | irate ]


Are you fucking kidding me?! This man deserves jail time.

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Weekend [04 Apr 2009|02:57am]
[ mood | complacent ]

I totally have all of next weekend off (9-11 of April), who is totally in for partying!? I have mild responsibility of working on my Lit project. Tried to get a group together (you can either do a group or single project) but haven't heard anything from the people I contacted. Meh.. what can you do.

In other news...

Still doing the glass thing. Finishing up my Junior year. Still working at the bars. Still DJing Sacrosanct.

Buuuuuttttttt... problem is...

I installed Fallout 3 on my computer. Ben has it for xbox 360. We cease to have lives. Cos I will go over and watch him play it. For hours. And then come home and play it. For hours.


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Really.. coolest tattoo ever.. [08 Feb 2009|11:02pm]
my new tattoo
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I love you Stumble! [23 Jan 2009|04:46pm]
[ mood | calm ]

The New Math

Date posted: May 25, 2006. Source: Anonymous e-mail.

1. Teaching Math in 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math in 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math in 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math in 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80, and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math in 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest, because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this, so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?

Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers..)

6. Teaching Math in 2006

Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. El costo de la producciones es $80.

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Men and Women [21 Jan 2009|10:08pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

"Men & Women 2

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."

It all makes sense!

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BWHAAHAHAHHAHAHA [07 Jan 2009|03:14pm]
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armageddon clock, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php DO IT
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Love My Way [28 Dec 2008|05:06am]
There's an army on the dance floor
It's a fasion with a gun, my love
In a room without a door
A kiss is not enough in

Love my way
It's a new road
I follow
Where my mind goes

They'd put us on a railroad
They'd dearly make us pay
For laughing in their faces
And making it our way

There's emptiness behind their eyes
And dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and
Take us all apart, but not in

Love my way
It's a new road
I follow
Where my mind goes

Love my way
It's a new road
I follow
Where my mind goes

Love my way
It's a new road
I follow
Where my mind goes

Swallow all your tears my love
And put on your new face
You can never win or lose
If you don't run the race

Love my way
It's a new road
I follow
Where my mind goes

Love my way
It's a new road
I follow
Where my mind goes

By the Psychedelic Furs

I was spinning this song at Mars Bar tonight and as soon as I started singing, I fucking lost my shit. Sobbing while singing this song is not the prettiest noise ever heard. Still one of my favorite songs ever.

PS Congrats Daniel on winning Mr Fallout. There was a lot of penis exposure at that pageant. Someone had balls the size of an infant's head. I died a little bit inside when I saw them. I don't think I will be able to sleep normally for months. A bit later, when I was sitting up at the door stand talking with Megan, Matt took my hand and put it to his junk. He made fun of me for not stopping him but I was mostly in shellshock. MUST FIND BLEACH! <3
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I thought it was getting easier. [18 Dec 2008|01:56pm]
I feel like I need to post this live journal but can't because it is dealing with unresolved problems in my life. But maybe I should just say them to him first.
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Sacro Meeting [13 Dec 2008|04:07pm]
[ mood | okay ]

It went well today. Decided to go for 3rd St Diner. Just drank lots of coffee, not really in the mood to eat very much. Had an english muffin before going to the studio clean up but dipped out early cos there really wasn't much of what I knew how to do and would rather be with friends than cleaning up shit that I didn't dirty up.

Josh was already there with some people, Rat showed up a bit later. It was weird trying to talk business with non-Sacro staff there but hey some people had some good ideas to throw on the list. After everyone left, Josh, Rat, and I got down to business but conversation strayed to new juicy gossip.

I am kinda excited about this Industrial show tonight. Hindu Pez, Khate, and others will be going at it. Its kinda funny that a good majority of the acts are solo but the music is pretty sweet.

Working Fallout tonight is gonna be rough. I barely slept a wink last night. Insomnia is great like that but Maulotov cuddled up with me so I got a little sleep in. Lock In tonight as well... gonna be a drunken train wreck but I guess I gotta keep up drowning my self-pity and misery in alcohol, haha. Sunday I will be up with my parents which will be pretty awesome. Gonna make stew for me and I will prolly hang out with Joey for a bit and go drinking.

We shall see what the new week brings.

I have decided to be an adult now and suck it up and wait it out cos it is worth it to me. I have gone through this all before, what's a couple more months gonna do to me?

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It Just Never Ends [13 Dec 2008|03:36am]
[ mood | nauseated ]

Does it?


I wish drinking would have made it a little better but it really didn't seem to. I seemed to notice a lot more men noticing me tonight than I ever did.. then again I am wearing the corset and pencil skirt. How many Jooses does it take? Let's start to keep count....

Two thus far.

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Joose + Finals [11 Dec 2008|12:19am]
[ mood | worried ]

So its the last of the finals for the semester tomorrow. It is my History of the Reformation course which is pretty challenging for me. Being an art major and having college ruin my intelligence beyond repair, a 300 level course is near suicide. The only saving grace is that I am really interested in the subject and in Religious studies in the first place. I actually may end up leaving VCU with a BFA in glass blowing and jewelry making as well as a minor in Religious studies. I think I would only need to take like 5 other classes to fulfill the requirements for it.

I am gonna need to take at least 17 credits a semester to graduate on time and that is including also being in summer school full time and also prolly taking some winter classes as well. Isn't fucking up awesome!? High school was the same thing. I fucked off in freshman and sophomore year and got all my shit together half way though, nearly killing myself in the process. I am gonna be riding on 18 credits if I have my way next semester. I am gonna take a Lit course, History of Motion picture 2.0, Biology, Intro to Jewelry making (have to redo from crap grade) and ADV lampworking. YAY! NO LIFE!

Christmas is coming up and I am so dirt poor that I dunno what I am gonna be able to do for presents. Its not like I can go into the studio and make glass things for people since they ran out of oxygen and they already shut down the studio. Ugh... I guess everyone is getting PBR can ornaments from Holly and I this year!


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Presidential Condom..? WTF!? [26 Nov 2008|08:12pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Use with good judgement!? Hah. Maybe that is just trying to remind America that they didn't make that horrible of a decision.

More info here


In other news..

Ben is finally home and things are good. A little stressful cos he is trying to find an apartment (which he did) and I am going through the motions of finishing up the semester. Haven't been the best or most exciting host but I am sure as soon as he gets settled and I get through finals without issue then things will go back to how they should be. Next semester is gonna be hell. 18 credits.. ugh. 2 studios, an art history course, biology, and a lit class. And now officially working at Mars Bar Thursday, Friday, and every other Saturday DJing and Fallout as a door girl on those other Saturdays. Unfortunately Fallout is no longer using dancers on Weds so some of my beer money just flew out the window but the economy is taking quite a hit on the bar scene. But if it gets any worse, people will come flying back in to drink away their pain! YAY!

Really no other big new news other than my boyfriend is finally home and I am very happy. About damn time. Haha.

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Busy. [04 Nov 2008|02:45pm]
Don't poke me. I kill you.

School. Work. Sleep. Repeat. Thats why I don't post. Plus I don't have a computer.
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Grr. [30 Jul 2008|03:57pm]
[ mood | cold ]

Some bitches need to start learning their place. On multiple sides of things. I am not gonna put up with any of this bullshit anymore.

Learn some respect asshole.

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Still Alive! [29 Jul 2008|12:32am]
[ mood | angry ]

Yep still here. Kinda.

Been really awkward lately. My attitude sucks. Irritated all the time.

I guess that comes along with being sexually inactive for 7 months. Gwen was recently joking on me at Fallout that as soon as Ben comes back, I am gonna suddenly be in love with the world again. My sarcasm and vulgarity will just disappear. I can't say it won't come true. In fact, I hope it does. I miss my male counterpart. Things just are not the same without him. Things are changing though. Maybe its me getting a bit older and.. I suppose wiser? Or perhaps the world is just shifting about me. The old comforts are gone. Working isn't the same, hanging out with the old friends isn't the same. People come and go, people move, and people leave. I feel sick without someone here who gets me. I know I have changed being left alone. I won't go as far as to say abandoned but mentally it feels that way. I am proud of him doing what he is doing but I don't feel complete being by myself but being attached to somebody else. Then again.. I am afraid of the Richmond curse. I am not ready to lose this relationship. I will do anything to not lose it at all. I think I have put too much time, patience, and dedication to see it go down the drain. Not jumping to conclusions and saying we will get married but the day I do tie the knot, I am moving out of the state. I keep saying that as a joke but I don't know how much I am actually kidding. I also don't want to believe that the city that I have come to love has caused my friends' plights. There are plenty of couples who live here that are happily together or married but just as many who are the exact opposite. Can anyone figure out this reason for such a high number in divorce, separation, or calling it quits on a relationship?

I know I am not ready and too young to settle down at this current time.. but I at least want to hold onto the hope that I could be happy with one person for the rest of my life. Is it too much for a girl to grow up and still hold onto the dream of the "M" word?

Deep stuff... ish.. I know but seeing Nick and Will, Heather and Tucker, or even Jenny and Mike.. you can't help but examine your own relationship and life. All I know is that I am happy with my relationship level and would be happy if things continued on as they are.

(P.S. B- don't be worried, I am not here to thrust a ring in yer face or say we are all doomed, we all examine our experiences; yours is war, mine is the biggest issues surrounding the bar life that I get to hear about on a daily basis)

On a lighter and not so crazy lady note:

I really really really hate anarchists. I mean... come on! Who can actually say they are an anarchist anymore. So there was this band that played at Rocks recently. Punk band that began with a "R". Jackie has them come back to her house to stay the night before they have to be on the road the next morning. Meanwhile, I am getting wasted. Not Wednesday Night Heroes/Lower Class Brats show wasted, but none the less pretty drunk. Everything is fine until all but one of the members passes out. We go from topic to topic and he doesn't seem like such a bad guy... until politics come up. And fuck. I should know better, and so should Jackie. Punk kids in a band from Northern California. Duh! Liberal hippie fucks if I have ever seen. Talking about blowing up government buildings. I quickly dismiss that conversation with a "You've gotta be fucking kidding me.. are you really that retarded"-esque comment and glance. Welcome to the real world! Do you think you honestly could pull that type of shit these days? Breaking into government buildings? Lollercaust. I almost want to encourage just to see them fucking shot, and then to see them in those little Darwin's "You ARE A FUCKING IDIOT" books. But here, this is the fucking cherry on the god damned sundae. This kid, insisting that he hates the war, politics, consumerism, and America... as well being a, quote 'self-proclaimed anarchist', is wearing Guess glasses. GUESS!?!??! WHAT?!? You fucking moron! How dare you say anarchy and wear a giant corporation's product! I hope you read a newspaper article where someone discovered Ethiopian/Malaysian infants constructed those glasses. What then bitch? I hope you get VD and die of throat cancer.

Oh! And then he tries to get into an argument with two Richmond girls about guns. I love guns. Jackie loves guns. I have almost been pulled into a car and raped and who knows what else could have happened.. and you are one to say that I shouldn't carry and weapon or hurt people?!?!? You call for the deaths of politicians and the military? You are a fucking idiot. Yeah cos next time I get mugged or raped I should just be like.. "Oh well, I shouldn't hurt you so I am just gonna let it happen." I hope your dick gets burned off by acid and eaten by pigeons. How dare you come into Richmond and say that shit. Sorry sweetheart, this isn't the suburb of San Fransisco where you live. People get stabbed, shot, mugged, and raped here every day. Move here for six months. You will probably change your mind after all the abuse you would accumulate. Next time you go on tour, grow a fucking pair and learn the ways of the world, not what Crimethinc has to say or whatever fucking bullshit hippie suburbanite e-zine you cherish you stupid fuck. Die in a warehouse fire and let rats eat your remains you wannabe P.C. son of a bitch with stupid glasses and dumb tattoos.

Becca out.

P.S. B- aren't you proud of me?! i.love.you. I can't wait til next month.

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Take that shit heads! [19 Jul 2008|03:12pm]
Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
Dr. Doom
Lex Luthor
Mr. Freeze
Dark Phoenix
Green Goblin
Poison Ivy
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Ben may want to destroy the world. Lori and Rat may be intelligently vain... but I am the Joker bitches!
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The End of Days! [05 May 2008|06:16pm]
Monday, May 5th.

So it is the end of the end. Well. Halfway at least. Today marks the halfway point to my graduation. End of my sophomore year. There is definitely a possibility that I will be enjoying VCU for a 5 year plan as opposed to the normal 4 but hey, I am a craft student. I only have soo much time for gluing together Popsicle sticks and turning pipe cleaners and googley eyes into manic flowers to give to mom on Mother's Day. Which, ladies and gentlemen, is quickly approaching. Call yer mom, send her some flowers, and say thank you for the hours of painful labor it took her to pop you out into this world. Maybe a secret thank you to dad for going out to the grocery store and Taco Bell at all hours of the night to feed her cravings for odd combinations and greasy fast food during those nine months of no sleep.. plus all the other years it took you to stop crying in the middle of the night cos the boogey man (aka jacket hung on a door) was harassing you.

Besides that. Ben and I recently celebrated an awkward month anniversary. We have been dating since December 1st. I last saw him January 14th. I guess better that then none at all. We were talking about going to meet his parents during the Christmas break. I am really nervous about that. Its not like any old relationship in high school. His mom is in Texas, his father in Georgia. I don't know how it will go! I don't want to be the "the weird creepy chick our son is dating" that is always discussed over a bottle of wine when out with family friends or co-workers.

I miss him terribly. I think things will be different for a while.. not the same as before he left. But then again, it is hard to pick up on a budding relationship after not seeing each other for months. A phone call and a quick AIM chat was always nice to know that he is okay. I am just worried. Things will get back to normal after a while. Its just those first couple months of readjusting. I am much more independent than I used to be when we first started seeing each other so I think it will make the transition for him being home again a lot easier. He can find his own place to veg out for a while in, I will be busy with school and a new apartment. I can have my time, and he can have his. And one day, if things go how I want them to go, we can possibly move in together, drive each other crazy, and have a great time. Maybe even a couple cats and a dog might get involved. Hahah. Eh I am getting ahead of myself but I like to dream that this relationship could go somewhere. Not like a high school relationship that just stagnates.

Not that you, Alex, were the cause of that stagnation, not in any way shape or form. I think we both realized what that relationship was just to get each other on into a new part of our lives. It meant a whole lot to me and I hope your new girlfriend will be much better for you than I could be. Gimme a call every once and a while. Even though we are different people now, I still consider you a friend and miss all the Georgetown experiences that you, Joey, Spanky, and I used to have yelling at the hari krishnas, harassing bums, eating in the Johnny Rocket's that got closed down for a roach infestation, and the hours of CD browsing at Smash Records. Its funny to look at my walls in my parents house that are just covered in pictures of us. What days we had.

In other news. Becca finally got a new tattoo. "In Sorte Diaboli" on my upper back. "In League.." or "Chosen By the Devil" Its pretty sweet. Needs a bit o fixing to make it straight but hey it looks awesome regardless. Going to a Catholic wedding in Boston for a family member I don't know in a couple weeks will be funny.

Jackie and I are going to Cancun from the 27th of May to the 1st of June. Fuck yea. Drink party beach time. Should be a blast. When I told be on the phone, he didn't necessarily sound happy at the idea but I could just be reading too much into it. I hope he isn't worried that I am gonna get drunk and cheat on him. That would just make me feel bad. I mean, I if I was gonna do that sort of thing, why would I wait til I go to a foreign country to fuck a frat boy and get VD? He obviously knows I am not the cheating type. When we were just seeing each other, I never laid a hand on another man until he told me we were done.. and it was still weeks after he left for Maryland and cos I got really drunk. I am terribly faithful to the son of a bitch and I hope he realizes it! My libido is in agony! IT SCREAMS FOR SATISFACTION! Haha.. Baby, you better love me long time when you get home if you know what is good for you.

Things are starting to get into motion for my move out. I am gonna be out of my current apartment by May 23rd. Move into Holly's June 1st and then Holly and I will move into our new apartment July 1st. YAY! Its right across from Belle Isle so much river time! Drunk BBQs and party time to be had. I will miss my room cos its so big but a "new" apartment will be much appreciated. Mostly the lack of lead paint peeling onto the floor from the ceiling for the cat to eat, the rat infestation, and the lack of air conditioning (plus shitty kitchen) will not break my heart to part with.

So that is my quick update. More to be had. I will prolly try to bring my camera out tonight to take pictures of the debauchery and fun. I am DJing Sacro so come stomp yer hearts out and wish me a halfway through VCU day!

PS Happy Birthday Josie. Sorry I missed out on all the fun. Mars Bar sucked the life outta me when I was at work. And I got really sick. I will take you out for some sushi sometime, we need to catch up anyway.
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